two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

*heart eyes emoji*

(Source: standardgaydad, via mylovelykatie)


things i have learned about how to talk to white boys 

  • be hot or they will consider u subhuman 
  • dont criticize or disagree with anything they say 
  • feed and stroke their egos  
  • dont ever talk about politics/race/class/sexism as if u know more than him! he will shatter into 1000 pieces 
  • dont talk to them :) smile and nod :)